– Having to write blog posts on a phone
– The fact that my downstairs is a literal shitstorm
– The unfortunate tendency of Darcy to get the worst songs stuck in his head. He sings them out loud and tortures me. Often.
– He’s had the ever-classy club anthem “Sexy Chick” in his head. FOR TWO YEARS!
– David Guetta
– George Clooney’s date’s dress. Yuck.
– My need to eat. And eat. And eat.
– My lack of desire to work out. Ever.
– The realization I’m turning 40 this year. Boo.
– The popularity of beets. They taste like feet.
What’s bugging you?